Maybe we should just run through the America and world conquering slogans on this one:
CNN:
from “The Most Trusted Name in News” to “The Most Busted Name in News”
from “The CNN effect” to “The CNN defect”
from “The Situation Room” to “The Capitulation Room” (capitulation to big money, that is)
from “This is CNN” to “We’ve got ADD”
Updated CNN Slogans and Program Titles:
“We Outfox Fox!”
“Half the Size of the BBC But an Empire Just the Same”
“If Our Advertisers Can’t Live with It, Neither Can We”
“Wolf Blitzer! Even the Name is Absurd”
“Anderson Cooper – I Owe My Job to My Oft Endeering Dear in the Headlights Views of News”
“Nobody Stomps Immigrants Like Lou Dobbs Tonight” (Maybe Not Even the Fox News corporation’s “O’Thuggery Factor”)
“‘Lou Dobbs Tonight’ – That Foul-Mouthed Imus Has Nothing on Me”
“‘This Week at War’ – What We Are Programmed For”
“‘American Morning’ – Corporate Dawn”
“‘Paula Zahn Now’ – Eviscerating Vacuity”
“‘The Capitol Gang’ – We Satirize Ourselves”
“‘Crossfire’ – Caught in Our Own”
“CNN – Corporate America at Its Brightest Best”
“CNN – The Triumph of PR”
“CNN – Crucifying the News 24/7″
“CNN – Willful Ignorance Incorporated”
“CNN – Willful Distortion and Deceit Daily”
“CNN – Carefully Neutered News”
“CNN – Craven News Network”
“CNN – Crap Nicely Nuanced”
“CNN – Crucified News Network”
“This Is CNN”
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[This “Plan to Abolish America” series of satires consists of slightly revised pieces posted in advance of the coming “Petraeus Report” on Iraq. The series began with The Petraeus Plan to Abolish Iraq, and will likely end with the same Plan.]
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