Don Powerdrunk — Cabinet Secretary of Glorious War

What more do you need to know? He helped lead the American media and the American Congress into a glorious war that the soldiers and people are so glad to have been invited along to. Oh, and of course the Iraqis couldn't be happier. I guess it only goes to show that you can conquer some of the people gloriously some of the time, even if you can't conquer all of the people all of the time. Hey, support the Generals. Tell them to "Stand Down." Now. Might spare them a future appointment with a Crimes Against Humanity and War Crimes Tribunal. Nothing but raw power could spare Don Powerdrunk now. Such are the glories of war, after all.

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